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Finger
Feb 6, 2005 12:49:39 GMT -5
Post by linebites on Feb 6, 2005 12:49:39 GMT -5
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Were you ever a Blonde?" "Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"
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Finger
Feb 7, 2005 2:04:48 GMT -5
Post by faggy on Feb 7, 2005 2:04:48 GMT -5
thats good mate ;D
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Finger
Feb 7, 2005 13:19:25 GMT -5
Post by linebites on Feb 7, 2005 13:19:25 GMT -5
Glad you liked it  |
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Finger
Feb 24, 2005 3:00:16 GMT -5
Post by niknak on Feb 24, 2005 3:00:16 GMT -5
two sisters own a cattle farm but to breed they need to buy a bull. only having little money one of the sisters sets off for the next town to buy a bull. she does this and needs to send a telegram to her sister to let her know when to come and pick it up. but the telegram writer tells her she only has enough money for one word she thinks hard and tells him to send "Comfortable". Confused he does this and then asks why. She replies my sister is blonde and she will read it very slowly!!! ;D
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Finger
Feb 24, 2005 3:01:21 GMT -5
Post by niknak on Feb 24, 2005 3:01:21 GMT -5
how do you kill a submarine full of blondes??? Tell them first one to swim to the top wins!  |
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Finger
Feb 24, 2005 3:05:46 GMT -5
Post by faggy on Feb 24, 2005 3:05:46 GMT -5
very good niknak like the one about the bull
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Finger
Feb 24, 2005 16:20:15 GMT -5
Post by linebites on Feb 24, 2005 16:20:15 GMT -5
like them
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Mar 1, 2005 4:08:20 GMT -5
Post by niknak on Mar 1, 2005 4:08:20 GMT -5
whats the definition of a sensible man?
One who can earn more than his wife can spend!! ;D ;D
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